Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
My breakfast consisted of a slimfast and an adderal. My fridge is like an insecurity buffet.
suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
Woke up handcuffed to a half gallon of beam. Yep. This is my life.
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
Just in case you were wondering..... I really did just wave goodbye to you with my penis.
After the nose/jizz incident i think our relationship can handle anything.
don't say the first was when I crawled under into the dressing room
A nice make out session never hurt anyone. Plus he's a pilot, so he'll know the safety procedures for when the night crashes and burns.
I just feel like you're using me for sex.
I'm glad you finally understand the context of our relationship
Some daaay... Bet your bottom dollar that some daaay you'll do that mollyyyy
I just want my birth control to stop making me feel like I'm watching baby seals get clubbed to death any time anything even remotely unpleasant happens lol
Shit my boyfriend's roommate thinks thinks: I love getting woken up to the sound of my roommate getting a blowjob
Just used my flashlight app to find a gummy lifesaver I dropped on the floor
I like how you're utilizing your resources
You sat down in the middle of the road and started crying. We told you "Get your ass up or we're leaving you here." You replied "They'll findddd meeeeee" and ran after us.
Randomize
