This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
tonight would not even compare to the night i tried to pee in the living room
The last thing I remeber was convincing you to hide in the fridge, and then taking everything out and you not fitting.
I saw a penis in my cereal this morning. do you think my cheerios are like professor trelawney's tea leaves?
one can only hope.
Oh, don't even get me started. Harry Potter is so pure. Twilight is just teenage girl porn.
Ramen noodles and uncensored jerry springer episodes, what a nice life i have.
Jon thought he was that blonde chick from Three's Company when he was shrooming
True. I'd rather snort cocaine off a homeless guy then work on the weekend...Actually that may not be that bad.
They tried. Someone started to yell beer shower but he spun around and punched them in the mouth before they even finished saying beer. He's a fast little drunk.
THIS IS A TERRIBLE REWARD FOR NOT GETTING PREGNANT.
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
Did my extra credit for a class I badly need to pass at the bar of Friday's.. kind of sum's up my college career. Got a 90 though.
Also I’m on 3%. Just Incase.. I miss you and I love you and you’re my everything and I’m getting drunk.
You know the rule about how you feel bad for getting food and not offering other people you're around, does that apply when you eat burger king at a strip club?
He started planning our future mid-hookup. You tell me how my night was.
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