i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
It was amazing what she could do with her one good arm.
Today a TA in one of my classes told me he thought I was 35 and going back to school as an adult learner. Alcohol is working me.
he took off his pants and apologized in advance if I thought he was too small.
The one from last night got me a whole floor of Eskimo Brothers. There was a celebration of high fiving as I left
I went up to get a drink from the hotel room. And ended up getting arrested in the lobby. Spring break has not been forgiving this year.
thats why a responsible adult always keeps some facial hair just in case they need to shave a hulk hogan mustache for midget wrestling...
hey dude, just got with the girl in H4. so mark H off the apartment list
haha we are half through our lease and already checked off 17 letters
Summary of my night: made out with a complete stranger at a club dressed in the Geico gecko costume...
making my breakfast out of the pot brownies we made last night. Safe to say it's time to go grocery shopping.
Stop sending me pictures of you naked. This violates the friend zone agreement.
Dude. I'm no longer allowed to use my sword when drinking. I just spent 20 min cleaning up popcorn. I stabbed Moe in the leg and chopped his door knob off
The next time you invite me out to a bar full of cougars warn me first. I never felt like a piece of meat before.
Just got caught by my boss looking at porn on the work computer & he decided to utilize this time to look with me. Not sure if this is good or bad.
Someone drank my pedialite!
YOU drank your pedialite. I watched you chase shots with it!
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