is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
2nd year in a row being a arrested before school starts...tradition at its finest
My unemployment came through so I'd like to thank the taxpayers of Utah in advance for my level of intoxication this weekend
her wearing orange crocs at the bar was definitely a great form of contraception
Last night I dressed up as a cowgirl and walked into McDonald's. I bought 20 mcribs. There's pictures
Wanna show up on a guy's doorstep and punch him in the balls for me? At least this one isn't a cop.
As pissed as she was, you would've thought I was trying to get back into his pants instead of his booze collection.
My sobriety has gotten out of control. I think I need an intervention.
Woke up at noon, still drunk, naked, with another girl next to me. When she wakes up, I'm gonna have my SECOND lesbian experience with her. How's your 2015 going?
It's pretty self explanatory. You tried to have sex on the hood of a car in front of everyone
Taco Bell is giving high school kids free tacos STEAL YOUR BROTHER'S WALLET I'LL BRING THE WEED.
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
I feel like I'm in high school again. I'm completely sober and I just gave some guy a handjob to completion.
DONT YOU DARE YELL AT ME. YOU'RE THE ONE WHO TRIED TO PAY FOR THE CAB WITH YOUR PANERA REWARDS CARD.
You kept sayin "its alright, I'm pre-med" to everything we said. EVERYTHING.
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