The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
cant go down on her man, her vagoo reminds me of a face hugger from aliens
I think I'm going to try and hook up with that blond tonight.
I'm going for alcohol poisoning.
Dude, dont worry about the lamb fetus in the fridge.
What?
Just dont open the beer drawer.
haha it staarrted out with just getting drunk then it turned into sports authority. So now im 4th or 5th in line and shit faced. Help me
We left your bucket of puke on your doorstep to clean out yourself. You're welcome.
We tried to break her futon, I crushed my balls instead. You have one less reason to be jealous that my balls are insanely huge and yours are not.
We broke up in downtown Nashville with drunken, blow up penis waving bachelorette parties walking by. For some reason I can see this ending up as a country music video.
Whatever. I'll just fuck him now and deal with the clingyness later.
You asked him for a membership to him and his dick.
Told her my spirit animal was the spread eagle. Now that's my name in her phone.
Don't date the locals. They're all tainted.
I peed on his bed and he still likes me. #keeper
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