there are definitely too many half naked pictures of me out there for me to ever be famous.
somehow you got everyone naked by playing strip rock paper scissors.
This glow in the dark vibrator will get me through this power outage
i just got cum up my nose. i would have expected more from the captain of the men's lacrosse team
He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
She wanted to to do it on top of a horse, I can't compete with that
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
Whatever I'm getting wasted, my costume's bomb, and there's a good chance I'm getting laid. Not letting stupidity ruin my night!
Good news: you're over the drunk crying life phase. Bad news: now you're handy and violent. You were groping me from behind in front of the guy you like, then you put me in a headlock and swept the leg.
We just broke my bed mid-sex, laughed, then continued. If that isn't true love I don't know what is.
I'm home, and it turns out she didn't get it all. still picking Oreos out of my pubes.
I watch one musical on Netflix, and the "Suggested for you" section is literally almost the entire gay movie category. I feel profiled, and netflixs' accuracy about my sexuality is both impressive and offensive.
We can't go back there. Ever. No context required, just know it's true.
Btw "you gettin a workout in" isn't a great gym pickup line. Like no I'm fucking grabbing lunch on my way to class.
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
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