I unwillingly was the ball between four hungry hippos last night. I thought the one chick was actually going to eat me
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
its like she was born with a silver dick in her mouth
It's summer and yet I still can't have one library session w/o seeing someone who has had their penis in me.
Can I have my ID back now or are you using it to crossdress again?
All I know is that we apparently made a drink we named The Single Girl which is rum, vodka, grain alcohol, and sprite and rolled around in the backyard.
Ever have a day where u just waNna wake up get a blow job eat food and chill I just want today to be that day
I just sent you a google doc listing all the reasons why I should stop hooking up with him. Feel free to add to it.
I don't see what kind of idea someone could get from an envelope covered in jesus stickers and a note from a person and their dog. I'd say crazy person alert before flirting.
I actually took a sword out of your hands. You were samurai slashing lemons to make chasers.
He wants to hookup..at the fair..this is our chance to leave him stranded with no clothes.
For the past year I have been the most responsible I have ever been in my entire life and now spring break is here and there is free penis just traipsing around my entire town. The game is afoot.
If you think hives from an allergic reaction to lube is funny, remind me to tell you the story about how I got a black eye from masturbating.
Until you've snorted cocaine at 6am before your nursing school clinicals birthing babies you're not on my level
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