she's naming her girl london marie
that kid will be born with a tramp stamp
I told my rommate that he was pissing on his bed. He said "ok man" and took a step backwards and continued. He then went back to bed.
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
walking through the french quarter. a homeless guy just offered me a pigeon. gotta love new orleans.
Im going to need an iv of taco bell after this.
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
Also we decided you're the person whose going to die at my bachelor party...do the math you're the most logical choice
He was going down on me and raised up for a minute, slipped and punched me in the face. My lady boner left immediately.
Well, I found my bra. It's in my glove compartment with a half-eaten Snickers bar and a Jesus bookmark.
Bitch, I been tryna reach you all day to talk to you about these Dorito tacos.
Now that makes it sound like you had sex with a guy in batman costume and you never took the mask off so you can't 100 percent be sure.
And he came all over himself. At least he didn't ruin my new lulus.
Actually though that could've been bad.
Blow jobs in the hobby lobby parking lot, oh lawd there gonna pray for me when they review those tapes ...
You keep making the old jokes & I'm gonna come down with a sudden case of low-estrogen related vaginal dryness..
Please tell me you did not shit your Disney princess costume.
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