so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
Completly hung over at midnight, I knew there was a downside to drinking at 2pm
i woke up surrounded by junior mints. not to mention, there was a huge pyramid of natty cans baracading the door shut. this is why i can't drink alone.
Just saw the first guy I gave head to lose in the french open...some how I feel better that my mistake made it to the same mistake as our relationship, the third round. Don't judge.
You totally left a blue butt print on our banister
Well I think we can all agree that that's better than then bowl of puke I left last time.
I believe nudity is frowned upon at that establishment
finding an unopened condom on the ground can really change your outlook on the night
Told some guy to hold your weave while you "tried" to kick his girlfriends ass...
Dude. I've never been with a guy who just wanted to go down on me all the time including while I'm shooting zombies on call of duty. My life is complete.
Does it still count as a valentine if it's drunk phone sex at 3 in the morning
Jello shots and homoerotic movie scenes bingo?
Last night was just a whirlwind of Mario Brothers and sex.
He asked me to come stay with him so he could "see that ass and watch Harry Potter."
Gonna try and have sex in the empire state bldg, will tell you how it goes
We talked about breaking up, had sex, and in the middle of said sex, talked more about breaking up- best sad day ever
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