Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
fyi, take the long route to the library. the "can i be your baby daddy?" homeless man migrated back for winter
Just heard the garage door open and I immediately sprinted to the laptop to erase history, even though I haven't watched porn today...I believe Pavlov now.
used foursquare to find where i am. please come get me. this is the scariest bedroom ever.
the most drunk i have ever been? possibly. the most drunk i have ever been on a monday? definently.
I said "have a good day officer and I'll see you friday when I get arrested for being too drunk.."
I need a leash, or some shame. Maybe.
Why does every bad decision I make wind up having 1000 likes on YouTube?
It's amazing how not interested in talking to him I am since I've decided that he probably has chlamydia.
Currently playing charity bingo with coworkers so if u were ever gonna send a dick pic now is the time
It's Scottsdale, it shouldn't be this hard to find drugs.
Bacon and your penis are involved. Of course I'm going over.
I peed on his bed and he still likes me. #keeper
Its like Gods punishment for wanting to party
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