I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Just looked at my outgoing calls. Seems I had a 7 minute convo with my 10th grade english teacher at 2:56 am Saturday...
Woke up this morning with a note saying "great sex, see you never". Why can't I meet more women like her?
4pm on a Sunday....roomate fucking like a wildabeast while I have a organic chemistry study group in my kitchen.
no. 1 rule of bromania: no females
Some idiot from high school is in the hospital for bonging three beers up his ass
He should have died. Natural selection.
I wore a firefighters hat and drank beer all night. They had to drive me home after breaking the beer pong table, they told me I was welcome back tonight though...
If magic marker is safe for kids, it should be safe for cats...right?
you are like the bill nye of illicit activities
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
So there is a 50% chance that he just left my house and a 100% chance that I have to be up for work in 2 hours...
Right now I'm laying face down on my carpet in my living room in the darkness sending work emails from my phone.
It's a glamorous life.
I cannot believe I am seriously having a conversation about my best friend's sexual prowess as a dream lesbian.
I see more hoeing in ur future
Never going back to jail again. Only time in my life I've ever had a wet dream about jerking it...
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