Of course she's mad at you. You Kanye Wested a picture of her catching snowflakes in her mouth. "imma let you finish but..." was the shaft and you put two of Kanye West's heads for the balls.
Just found out my drug dealer is also a porn star. It's a good day.
I just ran from Santa Claus in Kroger
Also, just grabbed a bunch of "tuxedo black" condoms. formal, anyone?
please just be careful, i just switched my facebook status to "in a relationship", i would look really pathetic if i had to change it back to "single" already
my nipple ring is gone but someone was nice enough to replace it with a paperclip
At this point if I didn't go to work hungover I think the whole place would think something is wrong
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
I woke up last night a kitchen floor with my shirt off and I love America written on my leg in eye liner
I'm tryin a pb and onion sandwich now
Please smoke with me until I agree that sounds like a good idea
I spent a good part of the night in a bear hat claiming I'd changed spieces
no he just sat there holding the hammer and grinning insanely
Yeah you were fine except for when you peed under the bar
Per my usual Thursday, I blacked out and slept on the stairs.
I just announced to Denny's that I'm not wearing a bra.
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