I figured girls wouldn't be down to sleep w/ a guy who plugged a pregnant chick
Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
I wonder what it would be like to masturbate in space
He said he got a lot of action last night. I asked how much? And he said he got to see down her shirt. Freshmen never cease to amaze me.
Didn't get the job. Searched for my references on FB and saw the pic of me weighing my head passed out.
I made it with a guy dressed as Mitt Romney. I told him "you can't have my vote, but you can have my body"
Although now I have "number of cheese slices" as a unit of boob measurement in my head.
Hi, I put a dog in your house, I hope it's yours.
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
He told me that he wants to fuck me only wearing a princess tiara...How could I possibly say no to that?
I’m doing some soul searching to figure out how much of a slut I’m going to be the rest of the summer.
MY TITS JUST CAUSED A CAR ACCIDENT ON THE HIGHWAY! i kid you not!! i thinl the giy is actually dead
Our livers are going to hate us.
It's okay, they're regenerative. God wanted this.
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