ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
Looks like an M-80 went off in a lb. of pastrami
Here's an idea...how about I take shots by myself and drunk dial you around noon?
i think it would be like really awesome if scientist could genetically engineer manatees to be like the size of goldfish so i could have one in my fishbowl and be like FUCK YEAH TINY MANATEE
you were passed out snoring, face down with all your clothes still on and 20 minutes later you sat up and said "FUCK YES" and then passed out again.
Currently flirting with a 57 year old. Why do i do this
Tell them you aren't trying to make money, you are just the mr rogers of weed,its such a good feeling a very good feeling the feeling you know that were friends
I was just crying my tits off and he was just sitting there listening. I was an open book of embarrassing life stories.
Wine is not your friend.
Why the hell did you invite him? He's gonna bring two more inches of dick and zero fun.
Note to self... Do not stick your head in a can of paint and try to paint the walls green with your hair
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
woke up to find i out made out with his roommate before hooking up with him. breakfast was awkward to say the least
The tit pic search didn't go as planned, some old guy sent me a pic of his balls and said stop texting his daughter. Better luck tomorrow
I sleep better at night when I win things. I never really weep for others.
It's not even 8pm on a Friday and I've already got a guy to tell me how big his penis is. Watched anything good on Netflix lately?
Randomize