i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
I can't believe you let me try to pierce your nipple with a dart last night
a cemetary is a place for people to rest in peace and you just spermed all over their land
I'm just trying to jam my tits into some coconuts and I'll be on my way
12 garbage cans filled with water, a beer can floating in every garbage can, 20 ft. apart and you shoot with dodge balls..and thats only how the night began
They normally just get fucked up and see who can hold their hand on the exhaust the longest. It's great
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
Woke up under the lifeguard stand sleeping next to mitch our homeless friend. I bartered a summer wardrobe for his last 5 dollar to buy a bfast sandwich. Bring clothes
Also one of my neighbors is blasting "pumped up kicks" and possibly butchering some chickens
It's Breast Cancer Awareness Month!!!! What random hook up should check my tata's this year?!?!
GOIN TO BED BEFORE TEQUILA BLEEDS FROM MY EYEBALLS
He started saying the pledge of allegiance so his boner would go down. Merica.
There is a special place in hell for people who only eat the center of the pot brownies.
You know you're old when you’re masturbating and you pull your hip
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