dont touch anything in my room. If its phallus shaped, i can almost guarantee its been in my vagina.
I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
I just made Jack Daniels snow cones.
You asked my mom "who the fuck drives four hours to sleep in a guys bed and not touch his penis"
hypothetically speaking is slutty or smart to buy plan b before we go on spring break so i dont have to get it in mexico
I am planning my day around naps and lesbians.
I should start riding the bus again so I can drink all day
Sometimes I stop and laugh and think "and these are my actual life choices".
He's coming over, and I hope he doesn't get hungry. I'm sure its not proper protocol to bring one booty call to another booty call's house for the munchies.
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
The amount of drugs I did this weekend make me concerned about my health but at the same time fascinated to see if I could do more
He called me piss drunk at 7:30pm while cooking bacon and said he was going to bed. I don't think he's taking it well.
It could happen. I haven't creeped the rest of the guest list yet.
Just creeped. Everyone is a passable 7. Orgy is a go!
The first crop top of the year and you're rocking it in the ER. #ratchet
What is my life?
i looked at my texts in the morning and saw that i had a full conversation with myself via text thinking it was someone else. i rejected myself
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