Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
I woke up this morning under my fitted sheet and my legs through the sleeves of my sweater.
captain morgan taught me last night that resee's puffs are way better when eaten straight out of the sink.
Just watched Hilary Duff have a three-some on Gossip Girl...all I could imagine was that LIzzie Maguire cartoon girl freaking out above their heads
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
For Halloween this year I'm going to paint myself in gold, wear a golden toga and sash saying " cunt goddess"
Want to help me look around town for my shorts from last night?
party devolved into two exes battling with Cal's tiki torches, and the lawn being set on fire kinda sorta and then we all hula'ed... hulaed?
Haha never eat brownies from a guy with batman pajamas
My loniness meter has reached its peak. I just played shadow puppets using my Big Mac on the wall with my cats
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
I got pull-out-my-nuvaring-drunk last night.
I woke up this morning hand cuffed to the bed with three bruised ribs and Amy written in lipstick on my chest... what happen lastnite??
How's the party?
I'm watching two people get flogged. Sothere's that.
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