I was like, "um, that's my butthole."
you didnt have any toilet paper so I just took a shower
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
I'm standing in line at the liquor store and they're making popcorn.
There was a guy on the elevator dressed as santa in flip-flops giving away beer.
I am going to wait until he wakes up to set his couch on fire and then pee it out. That way he knows it was not an accident.
Is 'too horny to study' a good enough medical excuse to not take a final?
Although I commend your efforts to keep my penis away from her, your sister is now booty walking up my stairs. Good game though, good game.
All you kept saying was, " Barack fucking Obama. FUCK Michelle" and then you motorboated me.
I got a snap of someone jumping off a light pole. Was that you? Please confirm or deny. #onWisconsin
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
my one night stand just gave me money "to buy a better vibrator" tis the season
Yah. Then he started clapping my boobs together in his hands and started shouting "the seas are angry!"
you know my pussy doesn't know between good and evil
did he think i wouldnt notice the naked girl in the backseat
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