ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
I hope the kids appreciate the fact that I jizzed on her instead of on their slide.
if i hurry i can finally have sex while stoned off my ass
godspeed.
defrosting a beer in the microwave. no sparks so far.
she's googling pictures of Freddy Mercury and whispering 'I'm ready'
His foreplay reminded me too much of breastfeeding.
I wanna get "leaving my dick in charge" drunk.
Thats stupid. Your future is a life of less pay for the same work. Free drinks is how capitalism reimburses women for its inequality. & youre not even taking it!
Daquari drive throughs 24 hours a day. LORD HAVE MERCY
We had sex in the bathroom. Good sex. Toilet breaking sex.
That awesome feeling when you are pooping on the same toilet that nobel laureates have pooped on
He was hammered and shot his pistol into the lawn. Next thing I know sheriffs are at our house with M4s. He likes to party
He made a playlist to use during sex...that ended with The Ultimate Warrior's entrance music.
I truly wish I could say I pulled my groin straddling our cab driver but unfortunately I cannot
True fear is being unable to remember where you hid your weed and vibrator in your parent's house.
Randomize
