At least make sure they are 18
Why
? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
Took her home last night and it was like trying to put an oyster in a slot machine. I may have drank a little too much.
mom just called and i was mid bong hit but i answered anyways coughing and sounding rough she the apologized for waking her little angel up. its 2PM
They seriously just ended our alcohol presentation by giving us beer cozies. I love college.
Well, I can't relate. I have no idea what it feels like to withhold sex. Or have self-control in general.
He threw me out a window and then threw raw ground beef at us. Normally you'd hate someone for that, but that guy's great.
Omg considering I am covered in cake and probably cocaine that is the greatest news I have ever heard
That is correct. I did in fact somehow pass out in the tanning booth for over an hour. And yes the attendant did have to open it up and shake me awake.
cheese fries, coffee, with a side of dry heaving in the bathroom at the diner on campus at 5am. never felt better.
So my niece decided to play "lets make shapes out of your bruises" with me and told me that one of them looks like a shark bite. Bravo, sir. Bravo.
Is it sad that I have better conversations with his roommate before or after sex than I do with him in general?
Please tell me how I go from a guy with a coke problem to a cop. My own life doesn't even make sense to me anymore
Is valentines day the worst or best day to ask for a threesome? I'm weighing some options on this high-risk manoeuvre.
I've somehow found myself in an emotionally abusive relationship with a married man who gives me drugs.
My life is quickly turning into a Lifetime movie.
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