try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
4 words: hood of his car
My rats are drinking wine. I am drinking with rats. God i am so alone.
Were you really trying to feed me potato chips while I was sitting on the toilet?
I'm taking her home. She just told a 90 yo woman in a packers hat to "suck her cock".
he seriously made his penis a facebook.
and on the second day it was tequilla tuesday. and the lord saw it was good.
Leaving the phone at home last night was the best decision I ever made.... Though I still managed to text her and now I have 2 phones...
On NPR this morning, farmers are feeding weed to pigs. The result: pot bacon. Life just got better.
...and as she's going down on me I look at the speedo and I'm doing 15 under, with 6 cars tailgating me, and I know her parents saw her head pop up because they were the car right behind us.
The ONLY place I sext is in my anatomy class. It's an amped up level of playing doctor.
Can I just fuck someone without it basically becoming an arranged marriage
I need more than 2 fuckable people this is an outrage
If y'all wanna know how far the apple fell from the tree I'm sexting during Easter service. Mom would be so proud 😳
Would you still love me if I got a Whatever Forever tattoo? It's like the Emo kids' Live Laugh Love
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