Ugh, here's a dating tip. Hairy legs are a major turn off
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
Still had my bottle opener ring on. Started to give him a hand job. LOL
if you spike my cofee one more time im gona fuck you up. im presenting to the mayor in sevven fucking minuets. fuck you and youir fucking bartending classses i am so fuckign fcked
You just said we could build a blanket and pillow "fuck fort." Of course I'm never leaving you.
I pissed myself at the bar so I threw away my wet underwear and kept partying... you act you've never done that before
posting about faith hill is really not helping you get me into your bed
Bro my mom is in for two days and you can't even hold back on the drinking she said as she left i hope he doesn't always pee his pants and he is sure popular with the girls wtf
hey now, it was 6 bucks for 5 shots. you would have lost your panties too.
I'm considering offering a class on how to find good porn.
I saw him and didn't have sex with him. Responsibility five!
The last thing I remember is goading each other into a vodka-chugging competition.
Seeking encouragement from my tinder matches to ace this test. I've sunk to a newest low.
I have alotted at least an hour for ugly crying.
I'm listening to a women in metal station and wearing a flannel. I may have approached peak lesbian.
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