Homeslice needs to figure out he's so 2006
you know you were way too high when you wake up next to a handwritten list of all the things you'd do for a Klondike bar
You know you are bi when you flip between the NFL Network and LOGO.
i just bought weed at the top of a mountain, best decision of our lives to go to school in colorado.
I didn't sleep with her. I'm boycotting arizona and she's from phoenix.
college stoner meal of the day: microwaved nutrigrain bars
I just googled, "how to do boob makeup" thats the kind of night I wanna have.
i want to have awesome sex and feel fuzzy.
Romantically speaking, I want to sit on his face.
cops tried arresting me on the way to class this morning.. this is my life.
Oh no that was the time I did the walk of shame with no shoes
Yeah, but having a dick this size has ruined 3 marriages.
Last 4 google searches: class c felony, scary ghosts, peanut butter jelly time, Lindsey lohans vagina
There way too many people in that club who have had their dick in me
We've been here for 9 days, so of course I am high at my in-laws' house.
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