ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
If I die tonight, I want you to know that your sister is awesome in bed
So you really have to stop introducing me to girls and afterwards saying "he has his dick pierced" let them find out for themselves
as we were driving back from the frat house he pulled down his pants and convinced me his penis "wanted some air"
Whatever you do to me, stop, I found yet another blonde hair in my asshole.
yeah come on over we're just pre gaming for the grocery store
Who the hell poured a whole pouch of Capri Sun down my throat last night?
You know it's time to cut back when your unemployed drug dealer roommate tells you that you party too hard.
My neighbor Chris is here. I am warning you, he is wearing a kilt I just saw his balls. Be incredibly careful that you don't see what I did.
her mom went out of her way to book us a room with separate beds... her level of gay denial is in beast mode
It's gotten to the point that when I close my eyes to cum all I see is candy crush
Well he was mad because I chose tequila over him. He obviously doesn't understand that he will always be second to my first true love.
I had a dream that I got you so wet that you flooded my apartment
Do not, I repeat, DO NOT uncuff him no matter how much he begs. He knows what he did.
I wasn’t trying to be creepy it just happened
I’m beginning to think that’s your defining personality trait.
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