i was having this nice romantic moment with my girlfriend. then jimmy came in and peed on the fridge
You going to midnight mass? we need a dd
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
Just got cockblocked by coyotes. This would happen to me.
The family from the blindsided came and talked to us last night. The dad owns 68 taco bells. You would have been so inspired
Quick question, how many times can you get chlamydia before your vagina just gives up and falls off?
Sorry 4 leaving u in the dumpster last night
So I walk in and he's teaching someone in London via Skype how to roll a blunt. I have new found respect for him.
I just ran into mom and dad day drinking at the bar while I skipped class and was day drinking at the same bar.
I need to find out this kids work schedule. I need mustache rides on my lunchbreaks.
I feel as if the hash cupcakes on top of mushroom chocolates was a little excessive last night
I was thrusting to the beat of Felix Navidad..
I'm getting reacquainted with drunk me. She has grown up a lot.
He stumbled out of their hotel room and yelled, "I'M ON A STATEWIDE TOUR. I'VE BEEN IN KENTUCKY AND OKLAHOMA."
I just kept eating and watching him slide down the stairs head first
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