I just went through her cupboards. Eye patch and sword. nowhere near each other. different shelfs.
Yeah, I tried playing the "see how long he can stay inside of me" game.. And I lost.
Abreva sucks. I applied it as directed and now it looks like I fed the herpes. They're throwing a party on my bottom lip.
Some chick in the back of my Psychologhy of Addictions class just did a line off her hand. She tried to make it look subtle.
we were bear claw grabbing his crotch in the middle of the bar yelling prominent ridge over and over.
yeah, i'm not. but i'm ready for free bjs. it's just hard to find women who will give me a beej while i'm sobbing uncontrollably
And I think short bridesmaids dresses are the best idea especially for bathroom sex
I hope we all get so wasted that we ride the cows again
That bar is one yeast infection away from total annihilation.
Found your counterpart from cali. Walked into the bar we were in with milk and a donut, ordered a beer and said anything his group wanted was on his tab....dangerous
Is it considered a bad morning to find your boss half naked in the parking lot of work at 7am?
That depends, how hot is your boss?
I saw a kitty kat get finger blasted on the couch by a Bulls player
I'm currently sitting beside my brother who is taking a bath and feeding him nachos while he covers his genitals. If that's not sibling bonding then I don't know what is
You brought a jar of mayonnaise to bed. It doesn't get any worse than that.
Know we haven't talked but having an orgy party on the 20th if you're interested. If not, disregard this text.
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