Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
There is nothing wrong with wanting a slide attached to your staircase
my mom told me that she didn't count me in the census because im a waste of life anyway.
You just kept mumbling, "Shit shit shit, the muffin man owes me money." Repeatedly.
just threw up on my speech test, so much for a great semester
She just got out of the car and said "hold on purse.. It's going to be a bumpy ride"
Home, forcing the cats to make out. Someone should get some.
he was grinding on you and dedicated the song "I'm in Love With a Stripper" to you then started taking his own clothes off
You want anything?
Gatorade and you naked.
He's acting like I should like him more than vodka and Taco Bell, but I just don't ser that happening.
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
I'm pretty sure my intestines are bleeding but I'm still going to Orlando to catch that orgasm.
I just watched videos of people getting puppies and crying, I cried too. Definitely still drunk
The kitchen also doubles as a screaming room after midnight as long as you have something to muffle the sound
Sorry I totally pulled a home invasion on you last night
That was super inconsiderate of me
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