i need a penis for penetration, you wont do.
oh yeah... my b.
Omg. Just talked to a semi driver from nebraska. Got her truck stuck. Gave her and her riding buddy a glass of vodka and a cig. YES.
Well we can cross off dogs, dating sites, and real life as ways to help you meet a chick.
I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
she is the kim kardashian of front butts
Can you come over to my place and make up for the crap you called sex yesterday?
Good morning to you
I'm guessing "whatever I can get" wasn't the reply the nurse wanted when asking what med I need. Oh, and asked for a cartoon band-aid.
Do you know any thirteen year old jewish kids? I'm looking for a party.
Our dealer is pledging my frat. When he come to sell me weed I make him take out the garbage.
omg this is getting ridiculous. nobody's vagina should ever be this neglected.
They're frat boys at heart and have sickly, dusty, rotting souls.
I've seen you dance and let's just say its a good thing you don't have a small dick
NOTHING IN THE WORLD IS GOOD SOFT
NOT ICECREAM NOT DICKS
NOTHING
I'm definitely closer to having sex in every building on campus than I am to having a post-graduation career/plan/future. Unless that future is getting fucked in lots of buildings. I got that shit on lock down.
i literally have the attention span of a weasel on steroids, but yeah, i know who you’re talking about.
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