ur penis kinda felt like a vagina to me
So I was blaaazed. & while he was in me all I kept thinking was how bad I'd rather be watching The Office.
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
Be careful there's warming lubricant on the floor. I will clean and explain later.
they esentially rejected my mermaid threesome offer:(
Not much, just your average college male Sunday cleaning period blood out of the carpet.
Tell me you're kidding.
Besides scarred, I'm not much of anything right now.
Yeah I said my new jacket was waterproof, not puke through your nose proof.
Just to warn you I probably wont be able to do anything that involves standing up
not totally sure where im at but i think i've definitely woken up on this couch before. bong on the coffee table looks familiar. should be able to find my way home
That's the fall semester you first snorted drugs off my ass I think
I wasn't an ass in college so much more like I showed my ass a lot especially during serious beerpong games. You know I don't fuck around when it comes to sports.
When he couldn't get it up, he handed me a beer, put his clothes back on, and said "try again tomorrow."
I sent him a cookie cake that said "Congratulations you're not a father"
You wouldn't put pants on to see my parents.
Uhm I have a bottle of tequila, a gallon of orange juice, and leggings. Now ask me again how hard im going? And that doesn't cover tomorrow.
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