if she shaves her mustache, i'll let her give me head
Oh my god. I think I just sexted my mom...
What?!
Fwd: Ride me, you sleek sleek woman!!!
i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
When she gives birth, I'm so playing 'Eye of the Tiger'
He says he quit drinking. I'd like to have a moment of silence for losing the best drunken hookup ever. We will build a memorial to his awesome cock.
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
You know what I'm hearing? Blah, blah, blah, I have pneumonia, blah, blah, blah, I'm a quitter. COME OVER AND PUT YOUR PENIS INSIDE ME.
And know that if I ever text "road head?" that it comes from a place of caring and not a place of heartlessness..
not even kidding I just received the single most greatest head I have ever had.. It was unreal. It was like stick my dick into a silk bag of puppy ears.
That which doesn't kill you gives you an excuse to get shitfaced later
Like when I see him I look straight through his appearance and just envision a big walking penis.
That said I did get head on the roof of a 15 story building which, regardless of quality, is still cool
The adults are the big ones right?
sometime during the night he found me in the empty hotttub singing marvins room in only my bra.
I'm a history major and he's the descendant of TWO presidents. Did you really think I wasn't going to sleep with him?
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