I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
So she stayed over last night and slept walked in to my moms room where she used the bathroom and then proceeded to get in bed with my moms naked boyfriend. So yeah, at least now my family got to meet her.
No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
I would say I am sorry for punching you last night, but I found the pictures you took on my camera and it all came rushing back.
I made him go down on me for 40 mins then pretended to pass out. I swear, I'm like a boy.
I don't care what we do tonight, as long as it makes me forget that my boyfriend just told me he likes taking it up the ass from big guys dressed as construction workers
When I left you were in the shower in your socks throwing up screaming it was blood but it was "ok" cuz it's recyclable. By the way it was kool aid.
He's probably hung over. I sure as hell am. I want to pop out my eyeballs with a fork and soak them in cold water
I'm just gonna pretend you didn't ask me that. I'll sweep that shattered moment of our friendship under the shame rug.
Well. I went to a frat party where they mixed gin and Mountain Dew. My kingdom for some olives and vermouth.
God gave me a talent besides one night stands. I feel like I should use it
I just want somewhere where I can sit down, without changing my clothes, that will serve me breakfast food and booze. Is that too much to ask?
I had to fake it. He was punching my vagina like it owed him money and enough was enough.
After finding out he was married when we were together, I don't trust him.
"Uno más" are officially my least favorite words in the entire Spanish language.
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