I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
All we did was argue about ponys and drug dealers
she wanted to watch hairspray while we fucked. she's obviously your kinda girl, dude.
Everyone is sleeping and i'm sittin here in my iron man mask, watchin chelsea lately and tryin to figure out how to smoke through it.
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
all i remember of last night is that i was drinking jameson and then NOTHING i do remember walking a dog though\nwhich is sooo fucking weird
OH MY GOD ITS COMING BACK I PUT THE DOG IN THE HOTTUB TOO
Don't make fun of the drunk girl eating bread out of her pockets. I've been that girl.
I don't remember much but I think I'm wearing your underwear, and for that, I am extremely grateful.
Thing I actually said tonight: "I want to achieve Ultimate level drunkenness, I'm only at Champion"
So I just stole my deans keys to break into the dining hall to get coco puffs. I shouldn't have gone to this meeting stoned.
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
Well I'm going to hell. But I'm going after multiple orgasms.
Please don't buy a buttplug. It won't fill the empty space in your heart.
ABOUT TO MAKE THE BIGGEST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE, SEND HELP
Have fun and good luck.
My mom is dancing slutty on the bar I need more drinks to be ok with this
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