Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
You even been so high breaking up weed with your fingers feels like surgery?
please remind me not to sleep with group members until after finals week.
please tell me you didn't have sex with him in the bathroom...
Does an alley count?
So he told me he didn't have a condom, paused, and then said "so, pulling out" and tried to high five me.
Let's go free Charlie Sheen and party with him
may have given a homeless man 70 dollars in exchange for his sandals. so yea, i'm going as jesus for next halloween.
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
It's that "make a Pringle and Twinkie sandwich" kind of depression.
your life is going to be an empowering working mom montage tomorrow to Katy P's ROAR... --are you living in a yoplaít comercial?
Her son walked in on us and asked if he could "wrestle too."
The main motivators in my life are my sex drive and spite
"can you come pick me up from the ikea parking garage i think i slept here"
We bird danced in front of the bird cages for 20 minutes. I think it was our way of being like fuck you guys you're in a cage and we're on summer break.
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