iPhone photo doodle is awesome. I gave my vagina some lazers and sent it to him. He has a whole series waiting on his phone for when he gets off the plane.
It's nice to see a girl prepared for the walk of shame. She brought headphones
I think my sister is getting tired of me breaking into her house so I can sleep with random girls when shes not there
The Vegas crew is in two groups, Team Vodka and Team Fireball. There is no winner in this.
Whoever put the picture of my dad in the condom box is an asshole
It wasn't so much skinny dipping. It more like skinny walking...through a fountain.
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
No I just rolled on the floor giggling. I think that's the equivalent to a post sex victory dance.
I spilled beer everywhere which led to an oil fire and me melting a spatula again. And then I was late to class so I explained what happened to the teacher.
Stripper just cleaned my glasses with her nipple...
They say find what you're good at... Evidently that's showing up late for everything, drinking, and eating cheese for me.
You know it's a good night when the word slut is imprinted on your ass and your hands smell like lube.
If you break up with me one more time it's over.
You should of known that i was high if i refer to myself as melting into anything
found my cat trying to steal a lighter to hide away for himself. cat what are you doing. don't pocket my lighter.
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