just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
You seriously don't know?He was trying to arrest you and you were shouting that you were being punk'd. Punk'd? that show got cancelled like 5 years ago.
The plants looked thirsty. Growing plants need mimosas too.
Went home drunk last night and peed on my Christmas tree, my mothers going to fucking kill me
You went to jail last night?!
Just a little bit.
Curled up in the fetal position, trying not to throw up or think about my future, and humming songs from musicals to myself. You?
We have a bucket list tonight. Not done yet. Gotta climb a building
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
Good news. That bum you thought that died is alive.
Let's go one conversation without mentioning cats or alcohol someday.
do you remember your solution to not spill your drinks last night? .. Shots, that way you wouldnt have time to spill them. i love your drunken logic haha
When she saw "buy condoms" on my to do list she figured out pretty quick we were breaking up.
Dude we just exchanged Zelda related pickup lines. I fell in love at "you can blow on my ocarina"
So I wake up to my ex girlfriends underwear hanging from the ceiling fan and the only thing i can think of is "what time is the game"
Used my power pack to charge my vibrator so I didn't have to unplug my switch or my galaxy lamp. TECHNOLOGY!
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