Nob stitches i do do not bleed anymorr!
Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
you definitely held a convo with a hobo
we have a secret handshake
Theyr drawing diagrams to try to explain to me how high they are
I wish there were college classes that were useful to your daily life, like how to pack a proper bowl in pitch black darkness.
It ended with me crying and eating pizza in my closet.
the beer staff turned into a beer spear way to quickly
Thank god the bicycalist i hit was on drugs
I've never felt so inclined to grow a dick. THIS is what the gays in this town have done to me
This isn't fair. Why can't sober me be good at bejeweled?
We found her on the balcony debating if it was easier to jump or throw up. Neither decision would not have been good for the 91 year old below us.
I think I'm a wingman for every guy who bangs a girl I scarred in highschool.
Hey by the way did you notice my third nipple in my snapchat
Updates: Made out with a teletubby last night in the middle of the street #lifegoals
I know you do it only because of my toyota, but thank you for fucking me. Seriously.
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