best part, i was ridiculous and none of them were judging me bc they didn't want my vagina. it was like i was a pretty painting
I wish my mouth had a period so that could be my excuse on those days I don't feel like giving head
Dude I'm drinking a martini out of a water bottle, I've become my parents.
Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
I should have but it might be too early in this fuckbuddyship to emasculate him
disregard all texts ive sent you minus taco motherfucking bell
He told me that a camel appeared out of nowhere and it told him to quit smoking...
The fire breather is here so I may get my second wind.
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
Is YOLO really just a socially acceptable way to say you enjoy putting things up your nose?
Just took a piss in some random bushes in a traffic jam and had to sprint back to the car. I'm a boss.
I've spent all afternoon taking and editing selfies. The life of a bimbo is truly tiring.
I told you naked hot tub wrestling would turn bad now one of us has a gash on the head and another a black eye
The magnum condom fits. I feel like a manly version of cinderella
Omg no hes gotta go down on me. Then itll be like my vagina has kissed the stanley cup.
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