Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
And no, shaving doesn't make it look bigger, either
It's always a relief to be able to look at some one, and remind yourself that there IS some one who gets laid less then yourself.
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
I got it! After our exam we take shots for every question we skipped!!!
I don't wanna die...
Hold on, I gotta pump breast milk for the white russians.
HE THREATENED ME WITH A CACTUS. WHERE DID HE EVEN GET A CACTUS.
I don't know what I would do if cheese never existed
Someone's stooooned
Just had the "whores are people too" talk with Mom. Bright side it's Christmas, and I may have been drunk, I don't think she caught on.
Not yoga, whiskey. Totally mis-typed whiskey.
I just noticed that pic of your cock has a Christmas tree in the background. It's July.
do I look like a person who has full control of their limbs and existence on this plane of reality
You informed me your place was now a nudist colony and unless I was there to drink schnapps with the cat I had to strip.
He and I tag each other in memes all day. You could say it's getting pretty serious.
dont know what thebfuxk is in rhat shit, but dont lemme have antmore
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