well on the bright side, he charges $60 for an eighth
so he'll probably take me somewhere nice
And then somehow we were arguing over how to fold our arms
i just remember sitting on this bed, naked, STILL WITH A CONDOM ON, and suddenly these random girls were in the room shouting at me
When else am I ever going to have a chance to do lines with T-Pain?
Im thinking about quitting weed for my dog
this just proves how much faith i have in "us".. what should we be for halloween..?
I'm sorry for not being sorry about whatever shit I did to you when you were annoying and I was drunk. That is all.
It's cool, I power napped on the dryer while they were fucking in the bathroom so I'm good to go now. Where are you?
I got a text saying, "It's so great to throw tomatoes at seagulls."
How do we stop her downward spiral?
Wine. For us.
I woke up at 4 am to a guy curled up in the fetal position sobbing in our front yard. Oh college.
thankfully we both ride of shamed home together on razor scooters in dresses because we stopped for breakfast sandwiches too
Let's drink tonight I promise I'll make it out of the house
How you doing tonight? I got my butthole licked so i cant complain.
It was a strange night. I made out with his college roommate and said "do you care?" beforehand.
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