I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
i lost my life and panties somewhere between the 15th and 16th round of slap the bag.
miscarriage! now THATS a gift from god.
dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
I'm currently day drinking, studying and making corn. Don't tell me what I can't do.
I just laid my head on this pillow and I smelt your penis. It was comforting.
when the song champagne showers came on you poured some kids beer over his head... while giving him a lap dance
If man night ends at some point, hit me up and let me prove my vagina still exists.
Why am I getting texts saying are you ready for this butthole? Help
It's not a real holiday until someone pees on you. Did someone pee on you?
Do you still speak french? one of two girls I woke up with only speaks french...
that almost beats the chick I saw smoking a joint while uni-cycling past my house at 4am. Almost.
My professor just asked for my number. Not fucking her till after finals though I learned my lesson last time.
Thank you for dog sitting, there is $60 on my desk to be spent on DRUGS AND/OR GAS ONLY not that food stuff people crave.
She threw my purse across the room almost broke a lamp and this all started bc she forgot what an air mattress was
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