Seriously? Do you have me saved in your phone as 'check every 3 months to see if she's single yet'?
i am not listening to taylor swift on a pink ipod. totally not happening.
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
I found a digiorno pizza in my washing machine.
All I remember from last night is petting the broom with my feet and feeling like I was standing on a horses head
2000 dollars has been put in for bail money. Also we're signing contracts
A talk about Arizona woman's rights politics has never turned to sex so quickly before.
I think I'm drunk at the airport. Oh the possibilities
I still can't get over the fact that he thinks I have my life together... That has to be one of the nicest yet most sadly misled things anyone has ever said about me
We had sex in the church bell tower and somehow it still feels right.
Just licked cheese from my hot pocket off my phone. I spilled because I was eating a Popsicle at the same time. Send an adult please
I HAVE A STRAIGHT LINE ACROSS MY ASS ABOUT THE WIDTH OF A SLIM JIM. ERICA!
I tied him up for his boyfriend so he could get fisted... I'm the best roommate ever.
Wow. That's certainly more than I've ever done for a roommate.
Spotify says I’m in the top 1% of Indigo Girls fans worldwide. Didn’t know I would peak this early.
Aren’t you trying to seem...less lesbian?
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