At a stoplight watching a woman push groceries in a stroller while dodging oncoming traffic... Reallllly Detroit?
god please explain to me why there's blood underneath my fingernails AND toenails?!?!
Dude To be completely honest I don't think you want me to.
If it looks like I didn't change from last night, it's because I didn't.
I decided to name her "day after thanksgiving" because I am sure I just got someone elses leftovers.
don't worry dude, we didn't fuck on your bed out of respect for you
couldn't find a condom?
basically
my head gets it he sucks but my LAME FUCKING HEART IN MY VAGINA doesnt
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
why would you automatically assume i'm high...
you just told me you're eating the powder of a lemonade mix.
She clicked her fingers, said "here boy!", and pointed at her vagina.
At least I will not still be rolling when I pick up this animal. Thats a good development in five years
On the shuttle bus from the Casino the driver refused to take us to the strip club so you said "let me off this bus or ill puke on you".
Drunk me commented on almost all of her pictures. My favorite one is titled "be as the sea". My comment is "cold, rough, large and letting anyone come inside you. you accomplished." Guessing I'm not invited to the party anymore.
Eh, I don't question what my penis likes. It just does what it does.
Remind me to NEVER AGAIN mix beer with tequila with beer with whiskey with vodka with rum with vodka.
I just talked to him. no worries he had the same fears you did this morning and smelled the dryer to make sure. you officially did not pee in there haha
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