Seeya bye Latvian government! Whammy!
Tipsy and thinking of you. Talk tomorrow. My alliteration is awesome.
Watching tv. She's giving me head and she hates it when I watch her.
I already wrote the apology to my liver. He knows whats up
By midnight I was dipping doritos in frosting...that's how my simmer break diet is going.
Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12
Also, if someone could cut me off before im rolling around the yard pantsless with a 40 year old lesbian that would be awesome.
You made a glowstick headband with a helium balloon tied around it and climbed a tree in high heels. I was impressed.
Besides the kids on acid... I was the highest kid there
MAN I GOT NO SLEEP AND HAD A BREAKFAST OF SKITTLES AND ASPIRIN. I'M LIVING THE LIFE.
Don't forget the part about the bar bathroom stumbles.
Oh damn, you're right. I have to include that. You turned off all the lights with your head. That was impressive.
The sex may be the only reason I like him. I've confused the multiple orgasms for feelings.
I just need some of your time and all of your body.
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
what a classic moment of my life. A buffet of taco bell and a taser gun.
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