so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
apparently it's okay for him to stick his dick in my mouth but not to let me have a can of diet pepsi for the road.
i now have a sippy cup solely for the purpose of drinking alcohol out of...am i an alcoholic?
she took out her dip, threw up, and put it back in. it was like a scene from Nick and Nora's trip to the trailer park.
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
It took us hanging out like four times to kiss. Id like to fuck you before I'm 30
That's why they call him "the cheesegrater".
Ryan Reynolds is on sesame street right now. Dressed as a letter A but still sexy as fuck. PBS is so considerate of the stay at home mom.
He threw up on my head while I was blowing him, and then I started barfing, and the kitchen floor was a mess. Believe me, he will never, ever live this down.
Ugh I feel like I just got hit by a big giant sex bus.
Its one thing to reject me, but to reject me AND my hottest friend AT THE SAME TIME!?!?
How ya feelin sunshine?
Like a million dollars! ... That has been hit by a bus, drowned under water and beat repeatedly by a shovel.
Here's the thing. Kinda drunk. Eating leftover soup. In bed. Watching Disney channel.
DON NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES WATCH CLOWN PORN.
Bug bite on my vagina. I think we need to stop this 'sex in awesome places campaign.'
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