it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
Discovered the coffee filter hasn't been changed in a while. I believe the mold has hypnotic properties. Would try it again, but coffee vomit is not pleasant.
All he did was lie there and used his hands to keep pace. He was like the metronome of sex.
So im on with some ukrainian stripper for a vodka tasting tomorrow. If I die tell my family im awesome
I have officially had sex in every room on my floor. Don't say I'm not an amazing RA.
i figure if i show enough tits, no one will notice my eyebrows.
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
You sent me a cat video and you screaming drunkenly in my background
No like you've drunkenly persistently tried to take your shirt off in the middle of a park filled with children. You had already thrown your bra at my crotch.
I just ate cottage cheese and went to the gym at 6 this morning...the things i'll do because I might get naked in front of a new boy
Dude we smoked with a bunch of random stoners in a forest, then group hugged. It was the most magical thing we've ever done.
They put me in room 420 every time and I take bubble baths and smoke in the room and they bring food TO MY BED
So like if I threw up in my purse is that "don't ever show your face in public again" worthy or just slightly frowned upon
You're talking to someone who was 80% serious about breaking into someone's house and leaving a cat there with our names in a heart tag on its collar
(440): please tell me you didn't have sex in my dress.. IT'S A VIRGIN DRESS.
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