It's not real sex if he's just convulsing inside of you.
Is there a "Plan B" app for my iphone?
Some kid in my class just puked in his backpack, zipped up the backpack, put the backpack on and walked out the door.
He was singing "i gotta feeling" under his breath as i was pulling my top off.
Blacked out at the beach and unblacked out at a piano bar singing Tiny Dancer.
We're in the kiddy pool eating marshmellows and drinking wine out of a box. Please dress casual.
Now I can say "look me up on Pornhub."
"If it gets you high just do it" I told him he was the Nike of drug abuse
YOU ARE TAKING ADVANTAGE OF MY INEBRIATED STATE
YOU ARE DRUNK AND USED AND SPELLED THE WORD "INEBRIATED" CORRECTLY. I AM TAKING ADVANTAGE OF NOTHING.
I CAN'T HELP THAT I'M MULTITALENTED YA FUCKER
I just want to trick people into going on dates with me so they can bring back to their houses and let me use their wifi.
Is it wrong that I get drunk and let him eat me out then fall asleep? He offers me so much and yet I do nothing. I feel like a republican.
I saw a picture of a baby and it reminded me to take my birth control. Priorities
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
He was my first marine! I wanna remember his name!
hey sorry i didnt call i just got out of jail, so you still dtf ?
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