I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
I just found a Chris Hansen soundboard online, care to guess what I'll be doing all day?
trying to figure out who visited the hillshire farms website enough for it to be in my top sites.
She said my dick tasted like a junior mint. Ive decided im using this soap the rest of my life
I found your bra. How you get it off the satellite dish is your problem.
Dont act like I'm the only one that gets on a plane and picks out the one im gonna have fuck if we have time before the crash
You fought the bouncer and lost, then challenged a hobo to a 40 chugging contest and lost. Sobriety is a good life choice.
God damn him and his understanding ways and little hip muscle things.
That was an excessively violent trivia night
I vaguely remember having a cowboy explain his belt buckle to me in the bathroom hallway
He drunk dialed me at 2am asking if he could put a baby in me.
Her dad high fived me on the way out the door. Not the reaction i expected after she came so loud.
Anyhow, I am sorry for being obnoxious about wanting more sex and forcing you to eat lunchmeat off of my ginormous nipples. I knew that you weren't going to succumb to my pushy demands
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
They made up a new version of "Smash or Pass" called "I would(n't) let you sit on my face" to yell at the freshman
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