Dude. He drives a mini. Therefore he's a virgin
There is a 15" subwoofer mounted inside our fridge. I've never been more proud of myself.
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
well I woke up with about $3 in odd change and a note that said "I'm borrowing your weed." So, no, it didn't go to well.
Yes I am wallowing. There is a significant lack of cookie dough
Happy 4th. Did you guys get your syphilis thing taken care of?
I am praying to every god I can that he drank so much that he won't even remember me
Also, for real, though? Did we even have sex or were we just jumping on the bed drunk and naked...because with me that's actually a possibility.
I would have rather been getting my vagina slowly waxed all day then be here.
We were 6 minutes into the movie before we realized the whole movie was spoken in Italian. That level of stupidly-ripped
And all i could do was bury the part of me that felt guilty for cradle robbing and put on my dick swallowing bib.
So as you were leaving, you leaned on the table too much and 3 glasses slid and fell to the floor. You then looked at me and said "To be honest, glass isnt that expensive anyways" and stumbled out of the bar.
You chose shitty college football over this pussy and my cute little mouth. That's your fault.
I had to cum in my sink.
dude i told her that I loved her...and she said, " go fuck yourself"
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