ok i'm going to motor boat your sister now. ttyl
Currently standing on top of my parents leather couch with no pants on playing helicoptor with my penis. You?
Look on the bright side, you can mark 'beastiality' off your bucket list
Here's the thing. I'm really high and have lots of questions about lightning.
So you actually don't remember giving head to the Neil Armstrong statue last night?
We decided to have a girls night of four lokos, three of us cried and the other puked
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
this is the first time in over a year I had a pregnancy scare and actually would have known who the father was. I guess this is what adulthood feels like.
I will be single by the day my lease is up (234 days). Plan accordingly.
Treating myself to outback while reading the entire manual that comes with my birth control in public. Is this what single has come to?
He just didn't want his drunk dick pulled out of his windbreaker at the family party
Her cop pants made me imagine I was riding a unicorn and by unicorn I mean her face
Is it ok to bone a former patient who is also a client? Since it is two negatives does that cancel and become a positive?
Nana added me on facebook...i think i'll have to call her and warn her about my lifestyle before i confirm her as a friend.
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