You know that it's no longer pregaming if you don't go anywhere, right? That's just drinking alone.
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
It's never good when you wake up covered with burns
Dude you didn't move for like 2 hours then suddenly sang the chorus to ghetto superstar and passed back out
She put up a picture of her grandmother on facebook, looks like the lazy eye runs in the family
I heard about the break up and if you need a place to stay my vagina is open for you 24/7
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
Don't remember shit. It was only until I saw the glaze on my forearm that I knew you drove to get donuts last night. I also spent 20$ there apparently
I woke up five hours later with a mouthful of Jimmy John's while clinging to my sandwich.
Once you mention butt plugs, conversations always take a turn for the worst.
The sound of my own breathing is making my head throb. That hungover.
Please send pictures of any nice new years ladies you run across in town, as I've forgotten what women look like.
Philosophical question for you: is it better to go into work slightly drunk or slightly coked out?
I got wing sauce on the baby and licked it off. If you were wondering how I'm doing.
We turned his nipples into a drinking game.
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