You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
Good news.. I found out what I did Saturday night. Bad news... I found out what I did Saturday night.
ok, my life is complete.... the cops AND the paramedic just made a Mean Girls reference...
There are parrots here and they're headbanging to the music. There's also a clown and a pit bull that can jump onto tables. Too high for this shit.
All I know is....there's beer in my camera. How do I know? Because I can pick up my camera,shake it and HEAR, the beer in it
Your car is in front of my house. Keys are in the mailbox. There is a fire hydrant in your trunk. Happy Birthday
The Blue Grotto manager called. He asked me for your name and number. Apparently, on reviewing the videotape he noticed you consumed a whole pizza by yourself. He indicated that he has a tshirt for you and wants to put your picture on his eating wall of fame. Apparently, you are the first such person to complete this incredible feat of eating. Congratulations to you!! I am so proud.
I tried to find the bar, ended up at a car dealership. Then the alarms went off.
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
Nothing says "class act" like eating acid in the middle of a Buffalo Wild Wings
AND ONCE AGAIN, MY VAGINA HAS STRUCK AGAIN. HER PLANS TO TAKE OVER MARYLAND ARE WELL ON THEIR WAY AS SHE CONTINUES TO ENGULF EVERY QUEER IN A 10 MILE RADIUS
MY BUTT IS BIG ENOUGH FOR AN ANACONDA AND HE DOESNT GET TO ENJOY IT TOUGH SHIT
Now it's a thing. He's kind of a creeper and now he's lotioning me. This is going to turn into a Buffalo Bull situation.
I was eating pickles straight from a jar, contemplating doing something productive. What did I miss?
it's 1:30pm and i'm eating cheese while i sext. i need hobbies
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