How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
Can one do a walk of shame from one's own hotel? Considering I just barfed in a planter down town in from of a bunch of business men in suits on my way to a work breakfast on a Wednesday morning, I am gonna just go with yes.
its amazing how hard it is to tell vomit from stuffing the day after
i've officially fucked a sailor, a policeman and a biker. I've never noticed my Village People fetish until now...
Hey man, sorry I chased you around the house with a small table.
I bought a 9 dollar purse from payless so if I throw up in it tomorrow, no biggie.
The last good decent convo we has was when I was trying to convince you to let me watch you pee.
when you wake up try not to move. we are betting to see if more sprinkles stuck to you or the pong table.
He smashed a plastic chair leg on a tree stump, threw himself into the side of our metal enclosure, stomped on the wreckage for a bit and then punched the fire.
And somehow i feel like your expectations will turn out to be illegal in some way.
He went in for a kiss so I shook his hand instead.
Look, road flare archery was agreed on. We both accepted it was a shit idea sober, but did it drunk anyway.
your marriage is hazardous to my nightlife
yea, mine too.
I was told I was gorgeous and a whore by the drag queens. My night is complete.
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