Do they take checks?
Did you really just ask me if you could write a check for a DRUG DEAL?
you were passed out in your cheese fries by the time he brought out your second order of french toast.
You guys tried to boil water to fill up the empty hot tub. After the fourth trip back with the kettle you gave up.
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
My body is a temple...that happens to be able to get me free Patron shots at the bar
Yes, he did use his cock to direct traffic from my 3rd story window. That's why I love him
We're having Wednesday-night goat-night at the bar.
It's hard to explain...
After the clumsiest day of my life I think it's safe to say my dream of being a ninja is dead. Memorial service with a glass of wine at 8pm
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
There is a guy here calling himself the pants less weed fairy
Judging by the ckaw marks on my back i'm gonna go out on a limb and say that blonde chick was a werewolf. A sexy, kinky werewolf.
She text me that night and asked how the dick was and I quote my drunk self "average at best"
WHAT KIND OF DEALER ONLY WORKS FRI-SUN???
Ours, apparently.
I'm high on the exercise bike at the gym. I feel like Lance Armstrong
so i might have slept on your bathroom floor last night...
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