Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
I either just heard my neighbors having sex or she really agreed with whatever he was talking about.
all of your clothes are in the front law. btw..sprinklers go on in 20 minutes
I ended up taking shots of whiskey and chasing them with potato wedges, I have never felt more Irish
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
I can't remember where my feet are. All I can see are colors, and all I can feel is terror. The lollipop was a bad idea.
I cried and ate like 6 tacos in the taco bell parking lot at almost midnight, sober, alone, listening to a demi lavato cd. And that was the good part.
I find out next week of the Australian was lying about his vasectomy or not. Keep your fingers crossed!
She is watching her grandpa for the day and the dude just whipped it out and started jerking off while watching the View.
She seriously spent 30 minutes trying to make balloon animals out of my limp dick...
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Exactly.
We have to have sex twice when i get back. I miss you sex, and thank god the nhl lockout is over sex. I will happily let you wear your sharks jersey during it and i will wear my ducks jersey, and it will be mad rivalry sex.
The guy next to me just said he wont play beer pong on principle. Im scared.
WHY IS IT FROWNED UPON THE DRESS UP IN CAT COSTUMES AND SIT OUTSIDE OF BARS WITH A BOX OF WINE I THOUGHT THIS WAS AMERICA
come home. I need you. I'm too hungover to deal with this hangover alone
I hate when my Bumble matches make it hard for me to stalk them.
Randomize